Flute Funnies

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Yes, there are moments in your studio which may be tender, aggravating or funny.  Here are some for you to enjoy or maybe I should say for which you should prepare.  Be sure to write down your own moments to remember.

  • I lost the top (crown) of my flute. I found it inside the flute!
  • My flute won’t play.  There was a paper cash register receipt in the foot joint!
  • I would like to take flute lessons, do you supply the flute?    No.
  • The piercing jewelry in your lower lip will have to come out to play the flute. – Student did not take lessons
  • Flute came in for repair with the pads sticking out from under the keys like popcorn kernels.  The father says, I put it in the dishwasher to get it clean.
  • Adult student was late to rehearsal. Reason: The cows got out!

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